Where the hell have I been?

March 14, 2009

The short answer is that I’ve been doing my best to remain gainfully employed. In fact, while somewhere in the neighborhood of 500,000 folks lost their jobs, I managed to pick up some overtime. My employer even had a dozen or so layoffs, but they were primarily middle management. I’ve been there over 10 years (originally as a contractor) & they’ve always been ‘thick around the middle’ as they say. I’m confident that my department is safe since the ‘lights out’ datacenter is as much of a myth as the paperless office or unicorns. Even if we were cut back, there are newer folks that would likely get the axe first. Just like “Office Space”, I’ve mastered working just hard enough to keep my job but not enough to stand out.

The other contributing factor is that in an ongoing effort to sap the fun out of life conserve bandwidth & limit non-work distractions, the IT folks keep filtering more of the Internet. I’m relying on ‘the Cloud’ more & more for both information & as memory extension & the most recent blocks have really hampered me. I understand blocking YouTube & the other video/streaming media sites, but miss my Digg, Slashdot, Ars Technica, et al. The death blow was blocking Evernote – the best thing since sticky notes. I know I can still access all this stuff on my phone, but that’s slow & tedious. The real kicker is that most of the time the blocking page lists the category as ‘computer/Internet’ which I think covers just about everything online. Dontcha think?

I’m currently testing a VPN solution, but until I find a reliable workaround, I’m stuck with good ol’ sneakernet for now. I also need to get this Twitter thing rolling.

On a positive note, all that time at work means I’ve had a chance to watch some movies so I’ll have some reviews forthcoming. I’ve also watched most of Babylon 5 again.


Another Frakin’ Valentine’s Day

February 11, 2009

Another Valentine’s Day is upon us, which is great if you happen to be female & attached. If you are single, you get to be reminded constantly just how sad & pathetic you are. The only Valentine I can look forward to is from my daughter.

I think married men & those with girlfriends (or heaven forbid both) might have it the worst of all because if you screw it up (& sooner or later you will) you’ll never live it down. Shame on you!

First there are the flowers, preferably delivered to her at work for all the world to see. Then there’s dinner at a fancy restaurant so she can wear that dress (you know, the one that goes with strappy heels) & you’d better break out that blazer & hope still fits. Then there’s the gift…

For the last few weeks every TV, newspaper & billboard has been telling you that only diamonds can express your love for her. You slide that little box across the table & hope for the best (you did go to Jared, didn’t you?). That is unless you took a chance on something ‘outside the box’ & went for a ‘Day of Beauty’ something less-than-unique like that. Don’t worry guys, she’ll show you just how much she loves you too. You can enjoy your ‘Beers Of The World’ or gift card from Sears while sulking in your ‘Man Cave’ or at least hiding in the garage.

OK, this is meant to be a bit tongue-in-cheek, but there is some truth to it all. Just like Christmas, all the ads & hype spoil the holiday for me. If you have to wait for a holiday to show your SO how much you love them, that makes you kind of a dick (or bitch, I’m an equally opportunity offender here). I think the little things you do on a regular basis are more telling, but that’s just me, YMMV.

I’ve always loved going all out for Valentine’s Day. If it’s dorky, I’ve probably done it. I’ve left the trail of Hershey Kisses to the bedroom & card that said "I KISS the ground you walk on" or the custom M&Ms I ordered one year. On another I spent a week at work folding 500 paper roses which I dumped all over the bed while my (ex)wife slept. My co-workers thought I was nuts & maybe they were right. There were home cooked gourmet meals (I did work in a French restaurant for about 5 years) with heart-shaped steaks. I’ve even done Victoria’s Secret, although come to think of it, that might’ve been more for me.

I do think men get shortchanged when it comes to Valentine’s Day. Our only real alternative is Steak & BJ Day, which is supposed to be celebrated on March 14th. I don’t think this happens very often, but I actually had a girlfriend who was almost as enthusiastic about it as I was. So far Hallmark isn’t making cards yet, but we can always hope.


Do schools kill creativity?

February 8, 2009

TED stands for Technology, Entertainment & Design. The annual conference brings together some of the world’s most fascinating speakers & gives them 18 minutes to spread their ideas.

In this video, Sir Ken Robinson gives an entertaining talks about the current trend of schools to stifle creativity. The school my daughter attends has an arts based curriculum & that factored significantly into my choice. Enjoy.

The original video is here. I’ll be posting more of these talks as they catch my eye.


What kind of man doesn’t like football?

February 2, 2009

This one I guess. I worked some OT & we had the TV in the command center so I kind of had to watch the game. I will say that my prediction of 28-21 Steelers (based on Madden ‘09 ‘Game Before the Game’) was pretty close to the actual 27-23 score. The guy I was working for is a huge Cards fan from before it was popular. I was rooting for them on his behalf because like Haley’s comet, he wont be alive to see it happen again. 😉


Playboy & the single Dad

January 27, 2009

The bathroom is about the only privacy I get. The running joke at work is that I’m ‘going to my office to do some paperwork’. At home its where I go to get a few moments of peace & quiet. Since I don’t have a TV in there & there’s no place for my laptop, that’s where most of my reading gets done. Along with Reason, Wired, Ready Made, & assorted catalogs, lives Playboy.

I know its a cliché to say you read Playboy for the articles, but I do actually read it cover to cover. I start with finding the bunny on the cover & end with the previews of next month. I don’t follow sports, so I skip that section & sometimes pass on the interviews or 20 questions if I’m not interested. Of course I enjoy the pictorials, but the magazine really is more than the sum of its parts.

I’ve been reading Playboy as long as I can remember. When I was a kid I used to read my Dad’s in the bathroom. I always knew the good magazines because they would be upside down. Back then Playboy was a lifestyle with the clubs & jazz & how to make cocktails. There’s an episode of The Simpsons ("All’s Fair In Oven War", 2004) that hits it right on the head. Homer throws out his old ‘Playdude’ magazines after Marge cuts all the nudie pics out. Bart & Milhouse find them &  redo the treehouse in the 70s ‘Playdude’ style complete with James Caan. My inner 10 year-old can totally relate to that.

I was reading the 55th Anniversary issue this morning. Only getting 15 minutes at a time it takes a while to read a whole magazine & I’m always a little behind. As I was going through the decades of Playmates & when I got to the 70s, nostalgia hit me hard.

Dorothy Stratten was one of my all time favorite Playmates & when she was murdered by her estranged husband it affected me deeply. I’m really not sure why, but I guess its the same way other people were hit hard by Elvis or John Lennon dying. It made me a bit sad. Mr. Rogers & Ladmo were special to me too & their deaths were quite sad also. Its funny how things can happen when you least expect them.

This is how I remember her. I posted a link instead of a pic so I wouldn’t offend anybody. There are plenty more here.


Tuna Salad

January 23, 2009

I’m sure that there are thousands of variations on the classic tuna salad recipe. Mine had been perfected over the years & I think it’s pretty solid. I’m even willing to share:

My Classic Tuna Salad
(measurements are estimates since I usually just eyeball it)

2 7 oz pouches tuna
1/2 small onion, diced fine
2 celery stalks, diced fine
2 tablespoons sweet pickle relish
1/2 cup Miracle Whip
2 tablespoons honey or Dijon mustard
2 tablespoons lemon juice
1 teaspoon (or so) each of lemon pepper, bacon salt & garlic
a few dashes hot sauce (like Tabasco), to taste
1/4 cup sunflower seeds

I prefer pouch tuna over canned. Any good mayo will work, but I like Miracle Whip. I use it in potato salad too. Even better than relish is diced bread & butter pickles. Use fresh lemon juice if at all possible & any chopped nuts will work, I just happen to like sunflower seeds in this.

A word about Bacon Salt: You can use crumbled bacon or maybe bacon bits if you can’t find it, but I highly recommend you get some any way you can. 

You may be asking why tuna salad is post worthy. It really isn’t, but there is a story here, I promise. I got tired of making the same old tuna salad so I was searching for something a little different. I found one that used pesto & sun-dried tomatoes as well as one with curry powder. What was striking was number 15 on the list, an article from The Huffington Post about a 60 Minutes story on the Obamas’ making tuna salad.

Why is this news? What’s next, “Obama Twitters from the shitter” on the 10 o’clock news? I know the fanboys think he’s a cross between Jesus & Moses, but enough already. I’m as glad to be through with Bush as the next guy, but my hopes for the election died when Ron Paul withdrew from the campaign. After that it became just another ‘lesser of two evils’ dilemma. I just hope we can weather all this ‘hope & change’ that’s about to descend upon us.

Can’t we wait & see what he does before we decide if we’re going to coronate him or burn him at the stake?


MLK Day

January 19, 2009

Today is Martin Luther King Day, or as we say in Arizona, Civil Rights Day. I’m disappointed that Arizona is still a little backwards in so many ways. The MLK holiday was shot down several times but it was the threat of losing the Super Bowl that finally got it approved. Alas, the almighty dollar wins again.

What do you do for MLK Day? Volunteer at a food bank or perform other services? Hit up a parade or two? Please don’t say eat fried chicken & watermelon – everybody knows watermelon’s not in season until summer. OK, so much for my bad joke, but seriously, its hard to find good sweet potato pie here. Sometimes I miss Louisiana, at least the food.

Here’s a video of Dr. King’s “I Have a Dream” speech:

On a geeky side note: Star Trek owes a debt to MLK. Nichelle Nichols (Uhura) was ready to call it quits after the first season, but Dr. King convinced her to stay citing how important it was to show a future with a black woman as not only an officer, but as an equal among the white men on the bridge of the flagship of the Federation.

This also lead to the first interracial kiss on television. If you pay attention, TOS was full of not-so-subtle commentary on the times; everything from civil rights & racism to the Vietnam War.


X-Play on G4 & Morgan’s new bangs

January 17, 2009

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I don’t have time to play video games myself, but I love to watch X-Play on G4.

I really enjoy the chemistry between Adam & Morgan, they make great co-hosts. Maybe I relate to Adam as the ‘elder statesman’ among the more youthful staff of G4. I know the fanboys are all "I ❤ Morgan", but it’s her sardonic wit & smart mouth that appeals to me. That being said, I do think she’s pretty & I absolutely love her new bangs.

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I know there are plenty of sexy bikini pics out there, but quite frankly I value her more for her mind than her boobs. Please check out her other podcast.


No Child Left Behind? More like No Child Allowed To Succeed

January 16, 2009

Let me start by stating for the record that I am not a teacher or educator. My opinions are just that – my opinions based on my experiences as an involved parent. I volunteer every week at my daughter’s school so I get to see some of this stuff first hand. I also read about this stuff since it concerns my daughter. This also is not about ‘Indoctrination’ or any other ‘Gubmint school’ nonsense.

When Bush I instituted the NCLB or ‘nickelbee’ act, I truly believe the intentions were good, but like most government involvement the execution is where things fall apart. I’ll go through some of the bullet points below.

Standardized testing

There have been standardized tests since I was a kid. I remember ours here in Arizona had the explanatory stuff on the back in English, Spanish & Navajo, which I thought was a only spoken language & didn’t even know had a written component. It was interesting to me because there accent marks (apostrophes) everywhere.

By the 4th grade I had picked up a lot of bad study habits because everything came so easy for me. By then I was hitting the 9th grade percentile & by 6th grade or so I was maxing out at the top. I’m not trying to brag, just stating the facts. I might even have some of my achievement tests & I’ll post a scan if I can find any. One year (not sure which) I decided to goof off & just fill in the bubbles to make patterns & whatnot. I didn’t score as well as usual, but did manage to still score well above my level.

The NCLB tends to encourage teachers to ‘teach the test’ and ignore the practical applications of what they are teaching. This leads to kids can do straight up 2 + 2 addition, but are baffled by ‘word problems’ where they have to figure out what is actually being asked. These are what my daughter has the most trouble with. They only touch on these in class so I’m trying to help her with the critical thinking stuff. While ‘multiple guess’ testing is the norm, I’ve always found essay questions & their ilk to be more engaging. I know they’re harder to grade, but I think they result in better answers.

Since under NCLB each state can set their standards, they can make the test easier to increase scores. I don’t think Arizona has done that, but at least one state (I think it was Missouri) openly admitted to doing just that.

Another direct affect of "teaching to test" is that focus gets narrowed to the subjects tested & the other parts of the core curriculum such as social studies & literature gat less emphasis. Then non-core subjects like art & music get cut, usually due to claims of budget restraints.

Under-performing students

Schools get punish if they don’t make their goals and this encourages them to set lower standards they are more easily achieved. Some schools have gone so far as to push poor (performance, not money) students out of school altogether & used ‘creative accounting’ to reclassify dropouts so it doesn’t affect their numbers. This is similar to when your unemployment benefits run out you don’t count as ‘unemployed’ anymore regardless of if you’ve found work or not. Any system can be gamed & this is no exception.

I also think the ‘special needs’ kids get shortchanged. Limited resources mean instead of remedial classes & special attention, these kids get ‘mainstreamed’ along with the other students which does a disservice to both. There’s student equivalent to the Americans With Disabilities Act that I think is in conflict with NCLB, at least in spirit.

There’s an autistic kid who pretty much just does his own thing, whether he’s drawing on the board, playing in the corner, or just sitting at his desk with his head down. He also has a habit of swiping other kids pencils & hoarding them. When we do groups & I can get him to focus he does fine. He’s actually really bright – so bright in fact that I think he knows he’s ‘special’ & can get away with acting up. Since I’m a parent & not a teacher he listens a little better to me. Maybe he knows I know what he knows…

There’s another boy who barely reads. It doesn’t help that the other kids make fun of him either. When we’re doing groups I try to spend any extra time at the end with him, but we only get 12 to 15 minutes per group. He sees somebody a couple of times a week, but what he really needs is a remedial reading class & more personal attention than he can get in a class of 25.

Gifted students

I guess you could say that gifted students, by definition, are doing just fine & shouldn’t be a priority. As a parent & former gifted student myself, I have to disagree. This is the part that I say keeps kids from succeeding. There’s only so much money in the budget & after you fund the (gutted) core curriculum & the required ‘special needs’ resources, what’s left for gifted programs, let alone art & music? The NCLB doesn’t speak to gifted students but some states (such as Arizona) have state requirements they have to abide by.

This year is the last for the Imagitoruim, a traveling arts program that was equal parts museum & hands-on art clinic. I volunteered for that too & even I learned something. Due to budget cuts (sense a pattern yet?), this will be the last year the district will be doing it. They used to have a technology equivalent (Techitorium?) but that was cut from the budget a few years ago.

Federal funding & 100% compliance

NCLB requires 100% compliance, but this is frankly unattainable. There will always be disabled, ESL (English as a second language) & other ‘special needs’ kids which means if you hold all students to the same standard it either has to be so low that everyone can reach it or you have to exclude those students that can’t.

Of course state NCLB isn’t mandatory unless you want federal funding. Just like speed limits & drinking age, states are free to do what they want but they don’t get any money unless they do what they’re told. Money is always in short supply, so schools can’t afford not to play along. Sounds kind of like extortion, except its legal.

My daughter’s school is no different. I’ve come to expect a ‘please donate’ list with things Kleenex & hand sanitizer at the beginning of each year, but now I get to see it from the inside. When I have to make photocopies, I have to take paper with me. Each teacher is responsible for their own paper & a shared pool among the other teachers of that grade. The school provides some ‘written on one side but feel free to use the blank side’ recycled paper. At work we get paper by the pallet so I can’t see how a school district couldn’t get a good deal on a truckload at a time.

Arizona schools aren’t too bad compared to some across the nation. A big deal was made when the Obama opted to send his girls to private school while opposing school choice & vouchers. I was struck by another little factoid. I may have some of the details wrong (if so please correct me in the comments), but the way I understand it, its going to cost $30k each for the girls to go to the private school. I don’t have a problem with that, in fact I feel a little guilty that I can’t afford to send my daughter to private school myself so I applaud the choice. The part that bothers me is that I read somewhere that Chicago public schools spend $25k per student & are failing. That tells me that something is very wrong when a system is hemorrhaging money like that.

Bottom line

More important than what the schools are doing right or wrong is what are you, as a parent, doing about your child’s education? I know that its hard with both parents working & all, but trust me, you can make the time to get involved, even if its just spending 20 minutes going over homework in the evening. I’m a fulltime single Dad who works fulltime & I make it work. I had to make some changes, most notably working night shift, but still find time to volunteer at school, check homework, chaperone fieldtrips & whatever I can. Home schooling is great if you can pull it off & your state allows you to (I’m looking at you California!) but even if you can’t, there are lots of great resources you can use to supplement what they teach in that ‘Gubmint school’.


The Death of Khan

January 14, 2009

Ricardo Montalbán passed away today. He starred in several Westerns but was probably best known as the spokesman for the Chrysler Cordoba or as Mr. Roark from Fantasy Island. However, to us geeks, he will always be remembered as Khan Noonien Singh from Star Trek. His performance in the TOS episode "Space Seed" was so memorable, the powers that be chose him to be the focus of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

I really wanted a clip of Khan quoting Milton from TOS to go along with the Melville from the movie, but no dice.

I’ll be watching this movie later tonight.

** We lost Majel Barrett Roddenberry a few weeks ago. I don’t know how we can have Star Trek without her. Hopefully J.J. Abrams got all he need for the new movie.